Ok so as a rule we martians don’t go for this whole earthling ‘world set your hamster on fire’ type day thing. However when our most exalted bard has a birthday, we decided it was about time we joined in. While these days the surface temperature on mars is too low to get out and play football we can surf the net from the comfort of our underground cities. And what do you think we do for fun on the net? I’m glad you asked.
We listen to our own highly esteemed bard singing such as ‘Human’s Playing Domjot’ and ‘Starfleet Uniforms’. In fact our bard has become so popular even the humans have caught on and Moyer777 (or Rick as he is known by humans) will be giving them a concert. Of course we wouldn’t be martians if we didn’t include some form of subliminal mind control in the music but we will leave it to you to work out what that is. Just watch your feet if you happen to be there.
So in honour of Moyer777’s hatching day, we have declared this to be Martian Star Trek Parody Day and I can only encourage humans all over the globe to join in at http://startrekparodies.com/